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harpieisthecarpie:

newmutations:

newmutations:

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures…. its just In There

hey. So skeletons may have autocorrected to skateboard,

did my cousin throckmorton write this?

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aprillikesthings:

what-even-is-thiss:

teaboot:

oddpossumcreature:

teaboot:

ALT

EX CUSE ME

I thought we were talking about how the brand is white king

Oh god I didn’t even notice that

You can’t be talking like that white king

#puto means fucker or faggot depending on the context#or male whore I suppose#in Spanish#for those of you who don’t know#in Filipino it’s an innocent type of rice cake though#very unfortunate coincidence

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huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

I haven’t seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

FINE! I’ll do it myself

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fandom-man:

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rslashrats:

you know what day it is……….

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wheeloffortune-design:

sometimes a friend comes by to drop something and says “yeah after that i’m off to a puzzle warehouse” and you have no choice but to leave your depression spiral, get dressed, and follow that friend to the middle of nowhere to see the puzzle warehouse

there’s two floors.

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estrogenesis-eeveeangelion:

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion:

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion:

step one: be extremely depressed during covid-19 quarantine

step two: in your diffidence, leave many half-drunk glasses of water around your apartment

step three: your cat, who is stupider than any other mammal on earth, living or dead, starts drinking from your many abandoned water cups

step four: the cat now believes these are for her

step five: years later, you keep a glass of water on your bed side stand. not such a strange sight. however, it is the cat’s glass of water. she loves it. she drinks from it, she sleeps beside it on the bed next to your pillow to jealously guard it from harm, she cries when the level gets too low and she can’t cram her little head in far enough to reach the water. when overnight guests are there you have to explain that even if they are parched in the night, they don’t wanna drink the glass of water, because that is the cat’s glass of water.

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

you know how easy it was to get this picture? i picked her up, smooched her on her little head, put her down on the bed facing it, and she went “!!!! ooomye glase ofwater🥰” and started slurpin

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mutationgirl:

im about to unleash my niceness technique

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dankmemeuniversity:

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lamignonette:

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