February 2010
Hmm.
I want a mohawk.
January 2010
I want to work at The Onion. →
Home!
I really, really, really, really miss home.
I love you all. I do, I do.
WatchAND IT GLITTERS.
My gripe with movie posters.
My gripe with movie posters doesn’t begin in a healthy place.
Maybe it’s the bitterness about paying so much money for my education speaking instead of my rational noggin, but CHRIST. Graphic designers are either not paying as much as I am for training in their craft, or they just use MS Paint. I would go with the latter when we’re talking about the quality of the...
#61: Bros
american-apologies:
Taking their name from “brothers”, bros are a diverse group of desperate males currently populating American college parties and fraternities. They can be found attempting to increase their Facebook friend total by attending pretty much every gathering in existence. But don’t be fooled by the Axe spray and limited vocabulary, these mongrels have been known to be aggressive...
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300th post!
This has become a huge staple in my life. →
Dear Me,
WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU SIGN UP FOR A TWO CREDIT YOGA CLASS WHEN IT STARTS AT 8AM?!?!?
ARE YOU A SADIST?!?!?!
I HATE YOU.
DIE,
ME!
Dear NYU,
I pay a bazillion dollars to go here, so I’d appreciate it if you would hire more competent people to work at the CAREER CENTER. I already have my gripes about my RA, which I will not go into to avoid any further rage rantings, but honestly, dude. Seriously, I am not about to have some smelly girl advise me on my future and fill out my paperwork in a painfully slow way, thankyouverymuch.
...
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Thank you
to Miranda July, Brad Neely, Daniel Handler (aka Lemony Snicket), Jon Favreau, fun., Juanes, Jay DiPietro, Billy Shakespeare, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Thrice, and Regina Spektor for their awesome words.
Poetry Projects 2010 = RAD.
I LOVE DAVID LETTERMAN. →
You know who I'm glad is not famous anymore?
See?
See that link up there called “Ask me anything!”?
That’s there for more interaction. I realize that I just say stuff (since it IS my blog), but I’d like you to say stuff. I’ll answer your questions. Maybe. No, just kidding. I will.
K.
Love you.
Bye!
DREAM. COME. TRUE. →
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The Situation!!!
Things that really happen (with Jackie and...
At Fran and Diego’s house, we discussed some pretty gnar houseguests:
“Yeah, dude. And he ate all my Tapatio.”
“Oh, hell no. There has to be a line that’s drawn. And that is at the Tapatio.” The next day:
“He ate all the Jello-o!!!!”
#42: Emo
american-apologies:
There is a long history in this country of whiny music for equally whiny teenagers, but emo might just be the whiniest. Emerging from the hardcore punk scene in the early 1980s, bands like Rites of Spring wanted to make hardcore more emotional, and “emo” is the result. Throughout the 80s and 90s it remained a scattered scene, blending with pop-punk and alternative rock...
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