January 2009
Shakespeare and how hilarious he really is, Vol....
From Act 5, Scene 1 of Twelfth Night. Toby: Will you help-an ass-head and a coxcomb and a knave, a thin faced knave, a gull? ASS-HEAD. Recommended usage: Just the way it sounds. But in a sentence. Or, perchance, not! Seriously. Thank you, Billiam.
Jan 27th
1 tag
Things that really happen.
“Oh, my God. Have you been doing drugs?” “What! Why?” “Because your nose is all red on the inside.” “Thaaaat’s a zit.”
Jan 27th
2 notes
Shakespeare and how hilarious he really is, Vol....
I will forever more compile a list of words that we need to re-incorporate into our everyday vernacular vis-à-vis our mouths. Probably. (Check back for updates as my studies on Shakespeare continue. I will, surely, have gone insane by March). “sooth” = truly.  Used in many a Shakespeare play, but most recently seen by mine eyes in Twelfth Night. As recommended by my friend Andrew...
Jan 25th
2 notes
People you may encounter at the airport.
Flying back to New York was both sad and exciting. I was sad to be leaving the jolly times of the Unicorn House (my home and the headquarters for our romanticized shenanigans) and, yet, super jolly to be returning to the hilarity of Xana, Kelly, and Noel. I said goodbye to my awkward parents and discovered a different, insane world existing beyond the bullet proof windows of SFO’s security...
Jan 19th