my hobbies include sleeping and feeling like i’ve never slept
Designer Karen Walker selected 12 models aged 65 to 92 for her latest 2013 eyewear collection, shot in collaboration with Ari Seth Cohen (of the blog Advanced Style), in the cheekily-titled campaign Karen Walker Forever. The 31-piece collection marries old favorites, like Deep Freeze and Number one, with new releases, like the Atomic.
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
Pro Tip: If you’re ever on a date with me, don’t go on and on about how the Backstreet Boys are lame because I love them more than I’ll ever love you.
spanish lesson for today
estoy comiendo la papa = i am eating the potato
estoy comiendo el papa = i am eating the pope